Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Welcome to Statistical Salvation

Dearly Beloved,

We are gathered here today in the presence of you and your computer screen, to join your fantasy team and first place in matrimony, which is commended to be honorable among all men. As I stand before you I can openly tell you that there is one thing, and one thing alone that will pry your team out of first place. It is not the devil. It is not just Lady Luck, although she has had a hand in the downfall of many a team. It is not the your opposition and their ability to spend hours a day pouring over stats and to predict the exact player you are targeting, only moments before your pick.

It is, simply, yourself.


We are here to help. If you choose to join our congregation, at the alter of fact, you will make better decisions, react faster and win more at fantasy sports. Unlike other blogs we won't tell you what to do. We will present the facts and allow you to decide what is best for your team. As a wise man once said, to some questions there is no answer.

If you play fantasy sports it is because you are a fan. You probably have a favorite team, favorite player and if you are like most people that affects your decision making. I know it affects mine. For some, to remove that from fantasy sports is to take the fun, the heart and the soul out of the endeavor itself.

You can say that, you can go down that path and maybe someday the stars will align and the Fantasy Gods will shine down on you with a league championship. However, odds are you are throwing away your money and wasting your time. Do not fret though you can still reach for your favorite players, load up with your favorite team, have your cake and eat it too. You just have to know when the best time is to grab them. That is why we are here.

So if you choose to embrace the power of numbers, have faith that your heart will follow, come with me and let us play . . .

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